I Died and Came Back to Life

Holy shitting titties. It's been about 3 years since I last did a blog. 3 YEARS.

What? You don't think that's a lot? I can go from a good student who does homework every day to a crack meth cooker who runs brothels for a living all in 3 YEARS.

What is it now? My senior year of high school and haven't even looked at this blog since around freshman year. A lot has changed since then. My world of "innocence" has legitimately died ever since I entered freshman year. I entered an interesting phase of maturity.

Yes my purity has been wiped off its total existence and now I'm onto the next phase of my bullshit life. College. Another phase of work. That's all I do. That's all anyone who goes through school and life is gonna do. Work. You think I'm thinking negatively about life? NO. I'm speaking truth kids. You're gonna work until you reach your last 10-15 years of life to live.

But it's okay we're all gonna die peacefully in the end. UNLESS. You die a horrible death (lol I'm just messing around). On the real though, it's been a great 3 years (no it wasn't, it was fucking horrible) of high school and absence from these blogs.

I'll be coming back to write more about my terrible life events don't worry, you Nazis.

How To Annoy Your Sibling Without Getting in Trouble

You want to know how to annoy your siblings? Here it is:

If You Have a Younger Sister or Younger Brother:

If you have a younger sister or younger brother, I got all the junk you need...to annoy him/her.

(Applies to both brother or sister. In this case I'm referring to a sister)

1. (Best chance) If your parents aren't home, annoy her AS LONG as you want. She won't do anything. She'll just sit there wishing her momma or dadda was back home. If your sister was smart enough she would get the phone and threaten you to stop or else she'll make the deadly phone call.. Nothing you can do there. But, she most likely won't do that.

(Younger sister part)

2. If your parents are home, then this'll be a little harder but my tactics are too good for any mom or dad to know you're annoying her. If you're parents are sitting around doing the laundry, dishes, etc., then tease your sister like pull her hair and (if your parents tell you to stop) just say your combing her nice silky hair or slap her on the back and just say she's slouching and I just wanted to straighten her back or take one of her belongings away and give it back and just say "Mom! Dad! She has it! She has no idea what she's talking about!" (Something like that).

KEY: Always have a good excuse in mind.

If You Have an Older Sister or Older Brother:

If you have an older sister or older brother, I got all the junk you need...to annoy him/her.

1. When your older brother is sitting on the couch watching t.v. or something with your parents there doing something, just do this. Just quickly put your head around his arm and pretend he's choking you and start hollering at your dad or mom to tell him to stop. And as soon as they tell him to stop, he'll get all the blame! BWAHAHA!!..but seriously it works. You should totally pick on him privately..but if he's bigger and more muscular than you, just use a few of my tactics to get him in trouble mentally. When he's sleeping, (hehe) TOTALLY BIG OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE WHIP CREAM TRICK. Only when your parents aren't around. It will so work. This is more of a prank if you want to totally embarrass him. But you'll get in trouble which is the only bad thing there.

2. When your older sister is combing or drying her nice long or short hair, mess it up again after it's done. She'll yell at you. But, don't flinch because it'll just make you look bad. Act tough and just laugh at her. If your mom or dad yell at you, just tell them you were trying to get a bug off of her hair. Simple as that. Tease her just like how you would tease a younger sister.

KEY: Always have a good excuse in mind.

Stick in for more of my tactics!! Aw Yeauh!

The Introduction to Daily Routine

I party all day everyday. Here's my daily routine if you want to know:

1. Get up.
2. Change.
3. Eat.
4. Go to school (YES SCHOOL. I go to school.)
5. Come back home.
6. Finish up homework.
7. Party the rest of the day.

Boom! That easy if you're a kid.

But if you're not a kid, then here's a recommended routine for you (if you really do not have a life):

1. Get up early in the morning.
2. Take a nice hot shower.
3. Eat a good breakfast.
4. Work and imagine it's going to be a good, new day. Not hell.
5. Drive home. (If you get stuck in traffic then I feel awfully sad for you.)
6. Eat some dinner and chillax on the couch and watch some NBA.
7. Go to bed EARLY. Adults get all grumpy in the morning because they don't sleep EARLY! Trust me.

This place is where all the awesome stuff happens so you better come to this blog every day or YOUR'E FIRED!

If you're totally not interested in this junk, move on to a new blog because you're wasting your time and my time bro.

But if you're interested, I love you with all my heart and face and skin (no homo).