Thursday, May 17, 2012

How To Annoy Your Sibling Without Getting in Trouble

You want to know how to annoy your siblings? Here it is:

If You Have a Younger Sister or Younger Brother:
If you have a younger sister or younger brother, I got all the junk you need...to annoy him/her.

(Applies to both brother or sister. In this case I'm referring to a sister)
1. (Best chance) If your parents aren't home, annoy her AS LONG as you want. She won't do anything. She'll just sit there wishing her momma or dadda was back home. If your sister was smart enough she would get the phone and threaten you to stop or else she'll make the deadly phone call.. Nothing you can do there. But, she most likely won't do that.

(Younger sister part)
2. If your parents are home, then this'll be a little harder but my tactics are too good for any mom or dad to know you're annoying her. If you're parents are sitting around doing the laundry, dishes, etc., then tease your sister like pull her hair and (if your parents tell you to stop) just say your combing her nice silky hair or slap her on the back and just say she's slouching and I just wanted to straighten her back or take one of her belongings away and give it back and just say "Mom! Dad! She has it! She has no idea what she's talking about!" (Something like that).

KEY: Always have a good excuse in mind.

If You Have an Older Sister or Older Brother:
If you have an older sister or older brother, I got all the junk you need...to annoy him/her.

1. When your older brother is sitting on the couch watching t.v. or something with your parents there doing something, just do this. Just quickly put your head around his arm and pretend he's choking you and start hollering at your dad or mom to tell him to stop. And as soon as they tell him to stop, he'll get all the blame! BWAHAHA!!..but seriously it works. You should totally pick on him privately..but if he's bigger and more muscular than you, just use a few of my tactics to get him in trouble mentally. When he's sleeping, (hehe) TOTALLY BIG OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE WHIP CREAM TRICK. Only when your parents aren't around. It will so work. This is more of a prank if you want to totally embarrass him. But you'll get in trouble which is the only bad thing there.

2. When your older sister is combing or drying her nice long or short hair, mess it up again after it's done. She'll yell at you. But, don't flinch because it'll just make you look bad. Act tough and just laugh at her. If your mom or dad yell at you, just tell them you were trying to get a bug off of her hair. Simple as that. Tease her just like how you would tease a younger sister.

KEY: Always have a good excuse in mind.

Stick in for more of my tactics!! Aw Yeauh!






2 comments:

  1. That's trollish... why not take one thing a day from her room!

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  2. I like 2 of younger brother/sister....;)

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